Can You Hear Me Now?
Monday Jun 05th, 2017
An old lady had a hearing-aid fitted, hidden underneath her hair.
A week later she returned to the doctor for her check-up.
"It's wonderful - I can hear everything now," she reported very happily to the doctor.
"And is your family pleased, too?" asked the doctor.
"Oh I haven't told them yet," said the old lady, "And I've changed my will twice already."