Christmas Groaners

Wednesday Nov 11th, 2020

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?

 Claus-trophobic

 

How did the reindeer learn to play the piano?

 He was elf-taught

 

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?

 A puddle

 

What did the salt say to the pepper?

 Season's Greetings!

 

If you like Christmas so much...

 Why don't you Merry it?

 

Where does Santa Claus go swimming?

 The North Pool

 

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?

 A rebel without a Claus

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

 Snowflakes

 

Who tells the best Christmas jokes?

 Reindeer...they sleigh every time

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

 Frostbite

 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

 He had low elf-esteem

 

What do snowmen like to do on weekends?

 Chill out

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