What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
How did the reindeer learn to play the piano?
He was elf-taught
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle
What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season's Greetings!
If you like Christmas so much...
Why don't you Merry it?
Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Who tells the best Christmas jokes?
Reindeer...they sleigh every time
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem
What do snowmen like to do on weekends?
Chill out
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