Christmas Groaners

Wednesday Nov 11th, 2020


What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?



How did the reindeer learn to play the piano?

 He was elf-taught


What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?

 A puddle


What did the salt say to the pepper?

 Season's Greetings!


If you like Christmas so much...

 Why don't you Merry it?


Where does Santa Claus go swimming?

 The North Pool


What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?

 A rebel without a Claus


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?



Who tells the best Christmas jokes?

 Reindeer...they sleigh every time


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?



Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

 He had low elf-esteem


What do snowmen like to do on weekends?

 Chill out

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