Grandparent Goodies

Saturday Aug 25th, 2018


Grandparents Day is September 9, here are some delightful stories from – and about – grandparents:

 My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.  He asked how old I was, and I told him “62.”  He was quiet for a moment and then he asked, “Did you start at one?”

When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.  Still, a few fireflies followed us in.  Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, “It’s no use, Grandpa.  Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.”

A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, “Grandma, guess what?  We learned how to make babies today.”  The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.  “That’s interesting,” she said.  “How do you make babies?”  “It’s simple,” replied the girl.  “You just change the ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es.’”


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