Halloween Jokes Anyone Can Remember!

Friday Oct 28th, 2022


Halloween Jokes Anyone Can Remember!

Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.


Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.


Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels.

Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.

Q: Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A: Mali-boo.


Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.

Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.


Q: Why don’t mummies have friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.


Q: What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A: A human bean.

Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.


Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite

Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.


Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
A: Boo-gers


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