Top 7 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say

Monday Jun 05th, 2017

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#7. “Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.”

#6. “I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.”

#5. “Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!!!”

#4. “Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.”

#3. “Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies—ya know—that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.”

#2. “What do you want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.”

And the number one thing you’ll never hear a dad say:

#1. “What do I want for Father’s Day? I’d like a new phone, and that new speaker we saw at the store, and a TV, and a…” (Actually they will probably say, “Aw, your love is enough for me.”)


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